Dear The Anaheim Ducks,
I don‘t like your jerk-off name.
I don‘t like your jerk-off face.
I don‘t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don‘t like you, jerk-off.
Do I make myself clear?
Sincerely,
Go Fuck Yourself
Blues VS Red Wings
Homer keeps goin’
Hank‘s back from pulling his groin
Conklin makes his case
Rangers VS Red Wings
Sammy puts up five
Hossa puts his first one in
At last, a home win
Canucks VS Red Wings
Homer keeps scoring
The Wings cant handle the puck?
What the hell‘s going on?
Red Wings VS Hurricanes
Hossa starts to shine
Homer keeps the points comin’
Ty Conklin stepped up
Red Wings VS Senators
From the drop we‘re strong
Then no pressure in their zone
Franzen fixes it
Pour some sugar on this, you pudgy limey!
Alright, we tanked that one. Watching that game was painful, but the worst part was after the loss, we were forced to watch a bunch of washed up pseudo-stars prance around reliving their 1988 glory days on international television. I don’t think Def Leppard can even get club dates in the US. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
Damn, I take it all back, they’re still big in Bangalore.
Maple Leafs VS Red Wings
A real nail-biter
Osgood assists a Leafs goal
One game hangover
Let it begin.
The Whitefish.