Category Archives: playoffs

The Avalanche

This ought to be interesting. I’m a Wings fan living in the Rockies, and while hockey isn’t quite as popular as say, guns, if people out here do follow hockey, they tend to be Avs fans. I’m in hostile territory folks. Wish me luck.

Irrefutable Proof that Dressing Up Your Dog Wins Hockey Games

Gus pulls for Sammy while admiring Drapers face rug.
My wife find it necessary to point out that even with my not shaving, the dog grows a far better beard than I ever will. damn.

Red Wings VS Predators

Versus stiffed me good
Two quick goals in the first frame
Has Hasek retired?

Pierre McGuire is Totally an Assmouth

What the hell? Did Gordie Howe bang his mammy or something? Hasek makes a ridiculous save, and Captain Shitlips goes on and on about a mediocre pass made by Nashville. I can understand not liking a team — I dislike plenty of teams. The thing is, I’m not paid to provide intelligent commentary on […]